So Farewell then
I used to particularly enjoy
(if that's the right word, not sure)
the bit with the red hot dragon
shaped stone thing,
which you had to carry
with your forearms
thus proving your worth
to the bloke with ping pong ball eyes
whom we all imitated in the playground
mispronouncing his "r"s.
But the most satifying bit
was when you ran out into the snow
To cool off with an (imagined) hiss,
gaining some excellent body art
in the process.
They didn't do that
in Kung Fu Panda,
And I don't like Tarantino.
with apologies to EJ Thribb